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infectiouspiss:

the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

I

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Walburga: You’re completely useless in hospitals. I remember one time, you cried and cried and cried. It was awful.

Sirius: Are you, by any chance, referring to my birth?

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I was on a ferris wheel today and this is what the seats looked like

Clearly the designers/builders/whatever understand color theory

The new ferris wheel for our local children’s hospital lifts the hearts of our patients, the seat design especially gives strong vibes of compassion and strength!

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LAW AND ECONOMICS BABEYYY

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What fo you mean IT’S REAL!

The Eighteenth-Century Custard Recipe That Enraged Trump Supporters

After offering a lesson on how to prepare a dessert called Orange Fool, a historical reënactor’s YouTube series became caught up in contempo

The New Yorker

Tl;Dr Historical cooking show dug through Martha Washington’s Cookbook and found a custard recipe called the Orange Fool.

(HELPLESS LAUGHTER)

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kckenobi:

oh. my god I was just writing a fic and I was about to say “he grimaced as if he’d bitten into a lemon” when it occurred to me, hang on, are there lemons in Star Wars? Or are they called something else? Despite the fact that it literally does not matter sksjs I went to google it and I typed in “Star Wars lemons” FORGETTING, in my brief naivety WHAT LEMONS USED TO MEAN

so you can imagine what came up

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Doctor’s Remove Woman’s Brain Implant Against Her Will

A woman whose epilepsy was greatly improved by an experimental brain implant was devastated when she was forced to have it removed.

Futurism

A woman whose epilepsy was greatly improved by an experimental brain implant was devastated when, just two years after getting it, she was forced to have it removed due to the company that made it going bankrupt.

Specifically, because she couldn’t afford to buy the implant from the company. They basically took her implant back to recoup their losses. This is what happens when you privatize healthcare and health research. The group providing her with this implant should not have been able to go bankrupt in the first place, let alone repossess her implant to pay off their debts.

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